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Someone who plays the piano. This word is pronounced pee-AN-ist. Don't forget the A. We are musicians, not parts of male anatomy.
The pianist spent three hours perfecting his Hanon exercises until his fingers felt like they were going to fall off.
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A pianist is someone who is quite good with their fingers and they have great hand-eye coordination. Can't believe they asked why I was into them.
"Wow, I just love pianists."
"Why?"
"I can't believe how you have to ask. *le moan*"
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1. A person who plays the piano
2. The thing guys carry in their pants
1. I am a pianist who plays in concert halls.
2. So a man walks into a bar and whips out a tiny piano and a 12-inch pianist...
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Somebody who plays the piano...
It's starting to sound like another word: a word for part of the male reproductive anatomy. A favorite among men (nudge nudge, wink wink)
The pianist walked onto the stage, carrying a candleabra.
The boy happily hugged his pianist, eager to start with playing the organ.
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(noun) a person who plays the piano; a person who has survived years of torment with little or no resistance because the will to fight back has been beaten out of them by years of brain-washing
No, you can't stop taking piano lessons! Because I said so, and one day you'll be a great pianist and thank me. Now go practice! You'd best have that piece memorized before you get off that bench!
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A word that if you say three times fast, it sounds like you've got an obession with the male genitalia.
"Pianist, piantist, pianist"
Translates to
"Penis, penis, penis"
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Someone who is racist towards penises.
“Omg Becky look at his dick!”
“Ew, shut the fuck up!”
“Wait, are you being pianist right now?”
“I guess so bitch!”
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