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A Zeus-like being and a gift from the heavens, a Plaisted is revered world wide for abundant sex appeal, smokin' looks, a chiseled body sculpted by Michelangelo himself, the heart of Mother Theresa, and a sense of humor that rivals the cast of Monty Python combined.
Plaisteds are often mistaken for the reincarnations of Ghandi, James Dean, and Joan of Arcs, and are begged by People magazine to be featured in the "Sexiest People Alive" edition. The Beatles learned their musical abilities from a Plaisted, Marilyn Monroe's maiden name was Plaisted, and Picasso's artwork was believed to be influenced by a Plaisted. It is a well known fact that the successor to the current Dalai Lama is a Plaisted.
To sum it all up, Plaisteds are sex gods.
The Pope, thinking to himself: "What would Plaisted do?"
Martin Luther King, Jr, in a speech: "Free at last, free at last, thank Plaisted almighty, free at last!"
Kanye West once said: "Plaisteds are the voice of this generation."
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The greatest woman you will ever know or see. You see you will instantly fall in love with her
She is from heaven
Hey, You see plaisted over there
The most awesome guy that ever lived! Unfortunately, no girls realize this :(
But he makes up for it through his love of politics.
Hey, do you know Plaisted?
Yeah, I voted for him!
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A person that says "DIIIIIICK" alot, and has spikey hair, also tells alot of bullshit stories about Jolleys, and Bum RIshe's Russ.
1) Damn that Plaisted tells some bullshit!
2) Woah, watch that PLaisted Bum Rush Russ!
3) DIIIIIIICK
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A fucking boss but he can be a dick sometimes hes got a tiny tweeter and his piss is orange sometimes but his shit is FUCKING PURPLE its so weird
Mitchell the fucking Dick had a big pussy cat in his mouth
hes really cool and normal dude who like playing spaceships Mitchell Plaisted means cool dude
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