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Tree jizz

In the spring, the trees let out a lot of pollen in hopes that one might pollinate another tree, thus fertilizing and making a new baby tree.

by CelestineVI March 25, 2014

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pollen

1) Particles given off by blooming plants that, in high amounts, can be visible on standing objects. Pollen tends to have a yellowish color.
2) Something that many people are allergic to. Most people suffer from itchy eyes, raw throat, runny nose, suffy nose, and/or headaches. Keep in mind that pollen can also cause sneezing in people who may or may not be allergic to pollen. This type of allergy is often called a seasonal allergy.
3) A person allergic to pollen may not want to live in the Atlanta, Georgia area because there's SO MUCH MOTHER FUCKING POLLEN!
4) Number 2 on my shit-list...yes I have a shit-list.

1) >Hey Joe, did you see all the pollen on my car?
>No because my allergies have blinded me.
2) >Rick, did you happen to see how high the pollen level is today?
>No, because in Atlanta, there's always very high pollen levels in the *achooooo* spring.
3)>WHY THE FUCK DID I MOVE HERE!?
4)>Dick, did you read my updated shit-list?
>Yeah I notest that you put Barrack Obama in front of Dick Cheney
>That moves pollen into the number 3 spot, in front of Barney and Michael Moore.

by bobalicous18 April 2, 2009

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pollen

A strong block type weed- usually copressed buds or high quality resin. All very, very good.

"If you really really want me to spend my last 20 on 'this', - I will"

by Big Tommy P March 26, 2003

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pollen

Pollen is a word wrongly used by pot smoking noobs for a medium grade of cannabis made using the Lebanese process.
The active ingredient in cannabis is THC which is only produced by the female plant where as 'Pollen' is produced by the male plant and contains no active cannabinoids.So smoking the pollen from a male plant does NOTHING. The correct word is pollum which is general name given to any hashish made using the Lebanese process.

"look you idiot i told you before ... you can get stoned off a male plant!"
"...but you get pollen off a male plant."
"thats pollen not pollum. You cant get stoned off that!"
"...well im going to try it anyway"
"..whatever retard"

by dave rave September 17, 2006

46๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


pollen

The fine crystals that fall out of marijuanna when it is left in a container and shaken. You can buy crystal catchers which advertise mesh screens for catching crystals which can be turned into pollen by rubbing the crystals on the mesh screen. Pollen is usually collected in a catcher and pressed or sprinkled over a joint. It is smooth to smoke and has a more concentrated THC amount.

My grinder has four compartments, one of which is a pollen catcher.

by Toodles of Tiff July 17, 2006

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the pollening

The pollening is a season in Cincinnati when all the plants suffocate Cincinnatians with pollen, it's in between third winter and actual spring.

Dude, the pollening is coming hopefully Kroger's hasn't been bought out of musinex.

by Lasalle > Elder May 11, 2019

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Pollenate

A sexual act where the female is giving a blowjob. When the male is about to finish, he pulls out of her mouth and ejaculates up her nose causing her to sneeze.

This is a refrence to how plant pollen is plant sperm, and makes you sneeze.

Yo, winter is finally over, time to pollenate some sluts.

by Daddys Long Cock May 27, 2016

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