PP God

The PP God is a man who has such an abnormally large cock that it struggles fitting in ordinary underwear. Often confused with the Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal the PP God is actually substantially more powerful as he can actually get some bitches

Wow! Bean must be a PP God!

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal is WEAK in comparison 🥸🥸

PP Forest God

1: The man that is writing this
2: The God that Gave you several penis diseases, and maybe a few other things
3: Someone that will not answer your prayers for a bigger dick
4: The God who gave you the PP forest

Alex: Please O' PP Forest God, I beg to you! Give me a bigger dick!
Aiden: Broski. Do you even know who he is or what he does? He's not gonna give you a bigger dick.
Alex: Fuck.