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Palingrad

Palingrad, AK, formaly known as Wasilla before its name change in 2022 to commemorate the 10th anniversary of the landslide victory of President Sarah Palin in the 2012 presidential elections is the state capital of Alaska and was the location of one of the decisive battles of World War 3.

The battle of Palingrad in 2042/2043 lead to the incirclement and eventual destruction of the entire German 6th Army and is considered to be the turning point of the war by most historians. Palingrad was awarded the title of Hero City in 2045 by Comrade Palin herself.

Yeah the Battle of Cheneygrad in 2041 was a tough one but we really fucked the germans the following year at Palingrad.

by bitchmasterb November 4, 2010

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