Palps

a shortened, derogatory nickname for Emperor Palpatine in Star Wars.

Emergency powers? That sounds too much like Palps.

palp

To equip oneself or one's bike with a particular part or accessory.

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"I currently palp a Surly Crosscheck with full fenders and a rear rack."

"Riders often palp more traditional wheels and equipment due to the rough cobblestones."

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Palped

To be caused harm, serious injury or death in a fashion resembling the characteristic evil wielded by Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire.

Mace Windu was totally Palped by the Emperor’s force lightening. Did you see where he landed?

PALP

PALP
ALWAYS PALP
LOVE PALPING

PLAN ON PALPING

You got Palped
PALP YOU
I need some Palping

palp

The root of the word, "palpable", which simply means, "tangible", but as it sounds kinda dirty its uses are diverse.

"The fear is palpable. Yes, you can actually palp it."

"i hope to get palped this weekend."

"i was so palped last night I palped all over myself."

"I accidentally stepped in your palp, and my dog palped it up."

"that chicks totally palpable...i'd palp her silly."

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Palp

Taking a week off work and everyone thinks you died.

Hey guys pulling a Palp. *Takes a month off work and everyone thinks he died*

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Palping

To squeeze the clitoris of a vagina until it pops.

Hey, are you ready for that palping session with Jessica?