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Pankow

buck toothed, cross eyed, demon possessed child, gender unknown

Gad dang, i just shit my pants!
Why?
I just saw a Pankow.

by chinegroeatschickenfriedrice July 31, 2010

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Pankow

A family name that represents Big Penises.

He felt so big, He’s a Pankow

by FatAssEthan July 14, 2018


pankowed

The act of of getting fucked by your general contractor causing analisation

We got Pankowed on the deck today

by the bronco December 17, 2013

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Rudy Pankow

The sexiest blonde with the best obliques and six pack I have ever seen. He is currently known for his role as JJ in the Netflix Original “Outer Banks”. Rudy also plays the harmonica and has dyslexia.

Rudy Pankow is one fine ass man...

by dannyDevito’sSocialistcousin May 5, 2020

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Rudy Pankow

Rudy Pankow was recently in outer banks on Netflix and stole everyone’s heart. He may possibly be the most attractive man to walk this planet

Rudy Pankow is one sexy motherfucker

by Pogues for life June 3, 2020

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Pankow's Law

If currently employed, upon accepting a new job, the time between leaving one’s old job and starting the next should be maximized and fully enjoyed, as it is totally worry-free.

"Dude, I just put in my two weeks at Cubicles Inc. I'm leaving on the 10th, and starting at Spreadsheets Corp. on the 11th."

"Seriously? What about Pankow's Law?"

"Awwwwww fuck. I better tell SC that I came down with that 6-week long disease that's been going around."

by TJones3 January 2, 2013


rudy pankow

love of my life, hottest person ever, plays JJ in obx, so cutie, never seen someone so sweet and cute i love him sm might marry him can he come round my house pls can we go on a date honestly love him, jj is my comfort character 100% obx is my comfort show love him and obx sm

rudy pankow: hi
me: faints

by jessisfumingggg February 12, 2024