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Papi Kendall

Most people believe that a Papi Kendall is a menace, an Augustus Gloop, or even a downright fool. Those people, however, are wrong. A Papi Kendall is an enigma, someone who can hear one note of a popular tik tok song and break it down immediately. A Papi Kendall does not know "right" or "wrong," they only know "renegade" and "I ain't never been with a baddie." A Papi Kendall will do the worm any place anytime, even at a funeral.

Yo I didn't know that John could dance like that. Who knew he was such a Papi Kendall?
Is that the renegade song playing? I'm about to go full Papi Kendall.

by scompmonster April 11, 2022