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Where do I even begin? A Prestonbanoochie is a strong-willed, Mickey Mouse drinking, buzz-cut sporting person. A Prestonbanoochie usually lives in a basement, and boy do they like their mirrors. You'll usually find a Prestonbanoochie sitting in his school's dining hall 13 hours a day. What are they doing? Don't ask me, ask your local Prestonbanoochie.
"Bro, did you see that Prestonbanoochie in the dining hall just now?"
"He's still there? I saw him 9 hours ago!"
Most people believe that a Papi Kendall is a menace, an Augustus Gloop, or even a downright fool. Those people, however, are wrong. A Papi Kendall is an enigma, someone who can hear one note of a popular tik tok song and break it down immediately. A Papi Kendall does not know "right" or "wrong," they only know "renegade" and "I ain't never been with a baddie." A Papi Kendall will do the worm any place anytime, even at a funeral.
Yo I didn't know that John could dance like that. Who knew he was such a Papi Kendall?
Is that the renegade song playing? I'm about to go full Papi Kendall.