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A Long Island Iced Tea in which the Coke is replaced with Everclear; also called a Highlander, due to the fact that "you will only need one".
Last night I drank some Paralyzers and got completely shitfaced...at least I think I did.
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n. This sex move occurs when the man and woman are in the Missionary position, and the man somehow puts all of his strength and effort and thrusts so hard, the woman practically moans with anger and emotion, and cannot move for quite a while.
Dude, I just gave Becky a paralyzer. She couldn't move for five minutes!
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When a person defeats you at a video game with only one swift movement.
Player 1: How about another PARALYZER!
Player 2: Damn you and damn Tetris!
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When a person defeats you at a video game with only one swift movement.
Player 1: How about another PARALYZER!
Player 2: Damn you and damn Tetris!
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When engaging in sexually intercourse in the doggy-style position the male ejaculates on the females back, causing her to be "paralyzed" because of the massive load on her back which she doesn't want to spill or run.
It was so funny when Dre did "The Paralyzer Paralyzer"to Stephanie.
When the orgasm is so good you can't move
Damn, she gave the best blow job last night, I swear man I was paralyzed
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When you are so hurt that you start feeling numb to any kind of pain and gradually you loose yourself and every word you say, sounds like it came from someone else and you don't feel anything, you search for feelings but their aren't any, when you want to feel something...anything...or sometimes nothing and you know you are paralyzed.
Me : I am paralyzed... I want to feel again.. Something...anything! I want the real me back.
The ghosts in my room : 👀