parching

Parching is simply when one spits on ones bum hole in order to allow easy entry into the anal canal.

"Come on love, I'm parching for your canal!"

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Parched

Very thirsty

I am a little parched, could I have something to drink.

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parched

To be very very thirsty

1)Pass us a brew love im parched
2)Boil the kettle love im parched
3)Raggin Pat Butcher really made me parched

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Parched

1. Exceedingly eager to get something (especially play)

2. Extremely Desperate

(Girl running up to guy) "Hey, you want to come over to my house later, we could...um...watch a movie together."

(Girl1 under breath) "Thirsty"

(Girl2) "Nah girl, she's parched"

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Parched

To call a Fan Girl that is to obsessed to be called thirsty, that they are called Parched.

overly obsessed Fan girl: OMG, OMG, OMG!!! I LOVE (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity) HE IS AMAZING- HE IS THE REASONS Y I LIVE. I CANNOT LIVE WITH OUT THIS BOY, DAMN AND HIS JAWLINE!!!! WHEN WE GET MARRIED IN THE BAHAMAS , WE WILL LIVE IN A PRIVATE BEACH HOUSE NEAR THE COAST THAT FACES THE WEST WHERE WE WILL WITNESS THE SUNSET EVERY EVENING... WE WILL ALSO HAVE 4 KIDS; 2 BOYS, 2 GIRLS CALLED JESSIE, JAMES, JACOB & (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity)JR BUT NICKNAME HER JUNIOR ect...

Normal Friend of Fan Girl: You are so thirsty- OMG are you actually plan your life with him?! like that will happen. Bitch you ain't even thirsty, YOU PARCHED!

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parched

(deej definition)
thirsty to the point your mouth is dry

shooot, i’m parched

parched

when you've been out all night smoking boges and you wake up the next morning in dire need of a drink

max: paaarrrcccheeeeddd i need a vitamin water. parched

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