Parisian Soft-Sword

The act of filling a tube sock with your pee and poop and slapping a woman in the face with it. This is usually done during an orgy, when the woman is too busy to see it coming.

Bro #1: I surprised her with a Parisian Soft-Sword while she was giving head.

Bro #2: That must have been SO messy!

Bro #1: It was, but it was totally worth it.

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