Partlow

A place in Spotsylvania county with no running water and electricity, and where inbreeding is legalized and encouraged

me groow up in partlow, and me sister is my girfriend.

partlow

Partlow is an unincorporated town just south of Fredericksburg, VA. Many of the residence of Partlow are either so redneck that they don't have cell phone signal or are inbred. Many of the residence also only have camo clothing and old, shitty pickup trucks. All of them have fake accents that make them look like illiterate idiots.

Jessica: Wow, you smell horrible. Are you one of those Partlow kids?
Max: Yes, I do live in Partlow.

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Partlow Plank

When you push your finger so far up a spotsyltuckian’s butt, they stiffen into a plank. The name comes from the fact that it is a Christmas tradition in partlow

“Come here boy, I’ll give you a partlow plank!”

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Clay Partlow

v. A name that is chosen from complete morons.
n. The son of a Mormon.

My Athiest wife, and I named out son Clay Partlow.

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