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Paschalzebra

A Paschalzebra is a medium sized critter who inhabits Antartica. This species is native from Mexico. The Paschalzebra creature smells of Basil and inhabits moist caves that are found deep in Antartica. If you ever find a Paschalzebra, be mindful, since it will most likely crank 90's on you if you try and mess with it. The Paschalzebra is so good at gaming that the entire race was banned from Valorant as it had a "natural competitive advantage." Pashchalzebras are predators to Arthur Blinds, it's like a whole food chain!

Wow, that Paschalzebra is smacked his hand on the table for the 1000th time today!

by arthurblind May 23, 2023