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Accusing the media of unfairly and self indulgently going after Obama for his ties to racist, homophoe and afro-centrist hatemonger Jeremiah Wright.
Commonly used in the nutroots such as Democratic Underground,
usually by the far left black nationalists such as Frenchiecat and her alter ego Catherina.
The media is all in a self inflicted frenzy again. They are pastorbating.
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The use of Reverend Jeremiah Wright to distract from the discussion of real issues in the 2008 presidential election.
Rather than discuss the issues with Senator Obama, Chris Matthews, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly chose to engage in some pastorbating
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Jacking off to Jesus.
Originated from- PastorBanning. The guy who dies first in Tales of Symphonia.
I couldn't get to sleep last night because I could hear my neighbors pastorbating.
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Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)
The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor
OR
The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader
It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.
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Masturbation by a priest while hearing an especially steamy confession.
From the rustling and heavy breathing I could tell pastorbation was occurring just beyond the confessional wall.
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What a pastor must do to keep sexually abstinent.
"I haven't had sex since I became a pastor and now I pastorbate everyday!"
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An ordained female minister who spends her free time fingering her holes while dreaming of used by a man.
After the service the Pastorbator went home and rode her Hatachi Magic Wand till the neighbors could hear the moaning that marked the arrival of every Sunday afternoon.
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