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A cured, spiced cut of meat, most commonly beef, enjoyed by all around the world and available at a delicatessen near you.
I named my daughter Pastrami on accident. We meant to name her La'Strami but we can't spell too good.
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As my brother once defined it when I asked him where pastrami meat came from... the meat comes from a bird, it's like a turkey, only bigger, and it's native to the outback of Australia!
Lindsey: "Hey Andy, where does pastrami meat come from?"
Andy: "You've never heard of a pastrami?"
Lindsey: "You mean it's an animal???"
Andy: "Yeah, it's kinda like a turkey, only bigger. They're native to the outback in Australia."
Lindsey: "Why do you have to lie? Wikipedia says it's cured beef... BROTHERS!"
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1. n. this awesome fatty sliced meat that tastes funky.
2. adj. A person or persons who look like they have been hit by a car, or a big black guy.
3. A fat woman's ass.
1. "wow, this pastrami is mmmm... mmmm... good."
2. "Wow, you look like overdone pastrami, homestar."
3. "What in the hell are you talking about? That's a nasty pastrami ass, if I have ever seen one."
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Pastrami is the meat of the multiverse. Savor it's deific deliciousness.
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A female with a shredded up, banged out, high mileage vagina.
She had alot going on down there bro, total pastrami mommy to say the least.
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Another term for saggy pussy lips, synonomous with the ever-popular phrase "beef curtains".
Sara had such big pastrami flaps that when she walked they made a clapping sound.
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Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.
The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."
Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."
Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.
Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.