Peedee

A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.

Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.

peedee

/pée-dee/ n. woman's menstrual cycle or period.

Got my peedee today! Look out!

I'll smear my peedee sops on you!

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peedee sop

/pée-dee sahp/ n. device for absorbing menstrual blood; tampon; maxi-pad

When my flow is too heavy, I take out my peedee sop and throw it in the trash.

I need some new peedee sops.

In the Carolinas, we call tampons and pads peedee sops.

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