Peeronis

pee-roh-nis Peeronis is a disease of the lower area (i.e. the male genitailia), this is where you have a bending look of this area. The side effects are : bent, crooked, sideways, lopsided, or arched structure.

"I think I want John "
"No you wouldn't, I've seen what's down there... I'm afraid he has peeronis"