Her cunt is wider than a pelicans yawn, it was like shagging a wizards sleeve.
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A vagina so large it can hold up to 50 lbs of fish (or luncheon meat).
Katie: "That girl Dom did last night apparently had a massive pelican's yawn."
Jess: "Really? Not as big as mine, I bet."
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