Pendem

Pendem is my g, he attends the bro academy. He is a gimp that will offer you his services in the disabled toilets. He will run after you if you don't enjoy it and will try again.

Pendem is a real g

pendemic

A pen-pal made during the initial 2020 COVID-19 lockdown; when we realized the difference between a good texter, a clever texter, & good timing.

*Phone buzzes*
"Who's that?"
"Oh, it's the pendemic!"