noun, a penis that does not hang lower than the bottom of the scrotum. it is incredibly embarrising.
dude, Haydn just took a photo of his pengus and sent it to everyone.
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When someones penis does not hang lower than there scrote (small dicked person) usually an ass and on the swimming and diving team, because they are somehow proud of their PADDED dick.
Travis has such a small penis it can't even be a pengus!
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A male who is short, and asks many pointless questions.
Kieth Gruhaz, Gary Coleman
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railing a girl so hard in the va-jj or the tail pipe that she waddles out of the room like a penguin would
hey man , i pengued this girl so hard last night , she's now in a wheel chair.
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A kids show about a penguin made of clay, who gets smacked around by his parents and beats the shit outa his friends by chucking showballs at their clay faces.
He commonly uses the phrase "Meep, meep"
"Pengu got into a snowball fight with the neighbourhood seals and he whooped their asses."
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To be extremely stoned and beyond the point of greening out you get pengued. To walk around waddling like a penguin like pengu. This can also mean swaying back and forth like a palm tree whilst standing.
Aaron: I've smoked far too much weed I cant stand still.
Alex: Fuck you're pengued
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