Penis Fairy

The friend that draws a penis on your face after you pass out at a party.

Dude!! The penis fairy struck again!! John has a boner on his face lolz!

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penis eating fag fairy

A PEFF (penis eating fag fairy) is a male homosexual fairy that goes from house to house stealing men's penises while they are sleeping and they eat them

Paul: DAD!!!

Dad: what?
Paul: my penis is gone

Dad: I guess a penis eating fag fairy stopped by our house last night
Paul: you think?
Dad: yep, because mine is gone too!