An old Oak tree in Marietta, Ga with one large, mis-shapen branch that strangly resembles a penis. COntrary to popular belief, to young people from Old Marietta, this is the most well known landmark, not The Big Chicken.
Yeah, all you have to do is hang a left after the Penis Tree and you'll be on Kennesaw Avenue.
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A very long, sturdy, bushy dick.
Girl 1: I did the deed with Logan last night!
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis
a word used to describe someone that looks spicy.
Damn, Carla is a penis painting tree goat today.
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A quote from the Youtube series 'The Missadventures of MarVex' by Spoony-Chan and Arxaith.
It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.
Marluxia(Spoony): You have a christmas tree penis!
Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?!
Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!
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A tree with a stick that is sticking up an ass. :D
A rusty tree penis is sitting on a tree with it up your ass.
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A common synonym to 'Umbilical Cord'
Andrew was shocked when his 3 year old son called Ayden's Umbilical Cord a Tree Penis