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Penis Eyes

The distinctive vacuous look on a gay man's face when they are desparately looking for the next fuck. Usually the eyes are wide opened and the lips slightly pouted. You can see from a mile that they can't wait to have a big cock up their arses, or in their mouths. In severe cases, the subject will develop a slight tremor or hiccups when a potential target approaches.

Daffid said to his best friend Ross. "If you continue to look for slutty boyz to fuck, you'll end up having an empty life with penis eyes on your puss."

Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!

by Lulu Thompson December 10, 2007

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Penis Eyes

The distinctive vacuous look on a gay man's face when they are desparately looking for the next fuck. Usually the eyes are wide opened and the lips slightly pouted. You can see from a mile that they can't wait to have a big cock up their arses, or in their mouths. In severe cases, the subject will develop a slight tremor or hiccups when a potential target appears.

Daffid said to his best friend Ross. "If you continue to look for slutty boyz to fuck, you'll end up having an empty life with penis eyes on your puss."

Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men here have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!"

by Lulu Thompson November 14, 2007

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Penis Eyes

The rare genetic dissorder in which the ocular orifi are occupied by peni, instead of eyes.

Gross that kid is leaking from his penis eyes.
Yeah yesteday he turned around and whacked me with his penis eyes.

by Narvie September 23, 2005

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Penis eye

1. An insult, similar to fuckface or dickfuck
2. A medical condition - a male sex organ (penis) grows behind the occular lens, thus replacing the eyeball with a penis.

1. Sopton, you're such a penis eye

2. Herbert had to get an operation to fix his penis eye

by Jackson Keighley August 17, 2005

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i will stick my penis in your eye

insult, used by a male to denote distaste or anger towards a male or female...great for shock value

Dark Raven Omega: Suck me tender
Mister Lucipher: I will stick my penis in your eye

by Mr Lucifer May 18, 2004

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