Penj

When a man bends over in a football snap position with his ass sticking out and dangles his scrotum like a pendulum from behind swinging side to side.

I ran down the stairs and got into position so that when my buddy Chuck came around the corner, he got an eyeful of my glorious penj.

Next time you want to spice things up in the bedroom with your partner, give them a penj. That’ll really set the mood.

Bro did you see that chick over there? She was sexy as penj!

penjs

when you're not manly enough for a penis or when auto correct fucks up

Look at bradley, I think he has a penjs.
How's your penjs feeling? Penis* sorry damn autocorrect

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Penjs

A word for the male genitalia but spelt wrong cos it’s funny innit

“guess what”
“what”
“penjs”
“why did you say penis with a j”
“funny innit”