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Main character of the 2023 indie game Pizza Tower. Peppino Spaghetti is an Italian chef and presumed war veteran running a failing pizzeria and capable of beating the absolute shit out of anybody with his cartoonish, superhuman abilities fuelled by his anxiety and rage.
"Dude, my friend just told me they're $950 in debt and a giant floating pizza with a face told them that they have 24 hours before the pizza drrrropllllets hit their fucking house, they're just like Peppino I wish I was them"
The bearded one. Peppino gets enormous powers by his beards. This powers combined with his eternal wisdom makes Peppino a being above humans.
Peppino shall be worshipped everyday by real men. Peppino's worshippers never heard of shaving.
1. "Oh Peppino! Bless us and our kin with thy Beard and help our facial hair achieve but a portion of thine Beardly glory."
2. "Peppino's beard is so great that even thinking about it makes my pussy wet."
3. "I'm so jealous on Peppino's beard."
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The hottest guy in Earth, everyone wishes peppino was their man. May or may not have ear infections or bronchitis.
Girl 1: hey ~peppino~ did you drop this amoxicillin?
Peppino: oh yes thank you, I did. I may or may not need that for my ear infections. PRAISE JESUS
Girl 2: do you know where Costco is
Peppino: you mean my DADDY, he’s over there. PRAISE JESUS
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The food version of Gucci, fuck overprice good shit
The food st games are peppinos
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funny pizza tower man, owns a pretty darn good pizza restaurant.
Pizzaface ain't got nothing on the pizza served up by Peppino Spaghetti.
The 4th boss in the 2023 indie game Pizza Tower he's the cheesiest guy I know😏
Me: Who's the 4th boss in Pizza Tower
Him: Fake Peppino
Me: Ok uwu
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