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A mangled phrase, misspelled word or misused grammar often resulting in unintentional hilarity. Originated from he writings of Mikey Peralta.
When asked by a waitress what he would order, he replied "Start with me last", a definitive Peraltaism.
Absolute fucking legend. Never mess with a Peralta.
Damn he must be a Peralta... he's a fucking legend.
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Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool noice toit cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
“Who keeps saying cool and noice and toit and no doubt”
“Oh it’s only Jake Peralta”
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A fictional character from the tv series Brooklyn 99. Peralta is married to Amy Santiago and is the worlds greatest detective/genius. His best friend is Charles Boyle.
Vulture: Whom has a big white ass?
Charles Boyle: JAKE PERALTA!
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Guy#1: “who is the best man EVER?”
Guy#2: “Jake Peralta” is.”
#nodoubt
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Is a main character from the TV show "Brooklyn Nine-Nine". He often acts like a child. He is married to Sgt. Amy santiago And his best friend is Detective Charles boyle. One of his Catchphrases is "cool cool cool cool". won the first Halloween heist.
Jake Peralta is an amazing detective/genius