Perfecate

Contraction of perfect and defecate.

A defecation of solid and soft feces that leaves no traces at all on the tissue after wiping.

Can also be called "a perfect" (Street Fighter video game adaptation)

Example 1

"Daniel: You eat salad at MacDonald's...

Bruno: Yeah man !! I wanna perfecate on a daily basis, i'm addicted"

Example 2

"Cassandra: Wow that was fast, you did not succeed to poop?

Emily: yeah, actually I did a perfect !!

Cassandra: lucky you !!"

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Perfeces

The perfect bowel movement, with no wiping required. This happens approximately 3% of the time and results in perfect one-piece chisel- or banana-shaped feces.

I knew my day was going to be good when I dropped a perfeces this morning.

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perfecity

the quality of being perfect

The perfecity of the girl I met today made me go crazy.

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