A Paranoid Communist Orangutan with….you guessed it, ego….nah jkjk, A PERM
A: Bruh why tf do you think I did it when I was in Hawaii when it happened
B: cUz iK u dID iT yA cApITaLiST sHiT, yA inTiMIDaTed bY ME sTaLiN-lIkE pErSonNa
C: You either tripping balls or just being a Permstein