n. someone who is extremely uptight to the point where their penis and testicles have become one
"Dude, relax and stop being such a pesticle"
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Girl 1: "I can't believe Joe crashed my lunch with my girlfriends and tried to get me to leave with him!"
Girl 2: "He's such a fuckin' pesticle!"
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When a small animal is pestering you (usually a male).
This barking dog is being a total pesticle! (Rhymes with testicle).
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That guy who keeps trying to buy you drinks is such a pesticle.
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Floppy testicles which slap against a sex partner during sex.
Jerry beat Kerry half to death with his pesticles on their wedding night.
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A penis and testicles combined into one amazing word
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A pesticle refers to when your nut sack becomes sweaty and sticks to the side of your inner thigh. It is very annoying in a public scene, but comical in a private scene, like having sex, or whackin' off.
"Ah, man, I have such an itchy pesticle right now!"
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