Phed

Slang term for the head of one’s penis.

Tom: Why’d you break up with Tammy? What happened?
Phil: Last night she accidentally gnawed on my phed, that shit hurted!
Tom: That fuckin sucks.

10👍 1👎

Phed

Only doing something if being paid and fed

I will only wear a banana costume to school if I was Phed.

I won’t visit my grandma unless you phed me.

PHED

Acronym
Pubic Hair Entanglement Disorder or pubitanglia

Try this new shampoo expecially formulated to prevent PHED.

3👍 6👎

Wal-Phed

The ghetto version of Suda-Phed sold by Walgreens

Slammed, dunked, duped or made an ass of

My husband bought me Wal=Phed because its a recession and we aint got no dough

I was wal-phed into going to that party - man it sucked!

4👍 8👎