Philip-chan

This person may be hiding their sexuality. They appear to be in the closet, often deflecting GAY things that happen to people around him even IF he's the cause of those things to happen. To sum it up, philip is probably gay. Also, stop playing on your damn phone during class! (if you are reading this)

Philip-chan: Bro I fucked your mom heehheheheheheheheheheh
Random person (Not me): ok (gay ass motherfucker)