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Philpoligy is not so much of a religion but a relisation of reality and a way of life. A Philplogist is not trained nor cultured, but born a linguist.
Very few people show symptoms of Philpolis as it is a very rare blessing that affect the mouths of Few talented individuals. Symptoms include an uncanny and sometimes inhumanly quick response to any quick witted humor that may be directed at a particular philposaur and the comeback results in almost all cases, a response of which, it is impossible to react to and usually results in the demise of the instigator. Persons that may find themselves in contact with the 'philp' must adhere to the strict warnings prescribed to them previously and beware that they may find themselves in an uncontrollable fit of laughter and be at the mercy of such philposaur for extended periods of time.
Fuck that guy is halarious. What a philp!
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a joint that has more tobacco in it than marijuana. it is the opposite of a "spliph" (a joint with tobacco).
"holy shit that's a fat philps!"
"we're so damn poor we had to roll a philps."
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Zack Philp is a name to describe a man who is better in everything then Montana and Austin etc
Oh my Zack Philp knows how to treat a lady
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He loves a guy called Chris Hemsworth he sucked his dick once
Aston Philp was here today and he sucked it
A small non-gender carrot that goes to vhs and is blonde
OH MAH GAD THERES CARROT PHILP SKSKSKSKSK
He started playing French horn at age nine. Does anybody campare to Sceneze. The ultimate marching band director and living meme. The man the myth, the legend. Planner of 7 hour trips on a school bus and takes longwood to Disney.
Longwood Marching Band presents PARTY TIME directed by philp scanze
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