Phlehs

Similar to Things, but used more often when describing stuff that sticks to your fingers, or there are lots of and they are useless (used zip ties, the pull-away bit on a milk jug cap, etc.)

A WORD TO DESCRIBE THE THINGS THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE.

Sis: Why do we have a drawer filled with bread clips and pizza tables?

Bro: We're just a phleh-hoarding family.

OR

Joe: I hate these darn phlehs...Always getting stuck to my fingers instead of sticking on the envelope.