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The person who calls you from a public event such as a concert, ball game, or the like and holds his/her phone up for you to hear whats going on.
ME: "Hey man, check this out...wish you were here"!
YOU: "Aw man, what a cool phone pimp"
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A disposable cell phone that is used subversively.
Dude answers his cell phone: "Hello?"
Guy with Pimp Phone says: "Yo, come get down on this apple crisp that my Boo made."
Dude says: "Oh it’s my boy!!! I totally didn’t recognize yer number."
Guy with Pimp Phone says: "Yeah. This is my Pimp Phone, my other phone got jacked at the club last nite."
Dude says: "Word, I’ll erase this number from my call log for your safety sake."
Guy with Pimp Phone says: "Word." Then hangs up.
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A phone sex pimp is a unemployed man who convinces his girlfriend who he lives with to do phone sex to earn money for paying his court costs and fines. The money is also used to buy his beer and cigerettes and cable.
Phone sex pimp: Woman get your ass out of bed and get on the telephone and make me some money!
Woman: Do it your self you lazy no good bum! I'll cut your balls off and then your voice will be high!
(As she gets up anyway to answer the calls.)
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