Photoshopic Memory

The ability to remember any photo that has entered Adobe Photoshop.

Sandy: I got 100% on my test!
Mary: OMG how??
Sandy: I put all my notes into photoshop and used my photoshopic memory to remember everything!

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Photoshopic Memory

When a person's recollection of events conforms to what they wish had happened rather than what really happened.

Guy1: Man I remember back when I had my bachelor pad it was a non-stop party! Everybody was always over there getting drunk and high and I had a different woman every night of the week!
GUy2: Whatever man, you spent 99% of your time getting watching porn and eating ramen noodles. You must have a photoshopic memory!

Photoshop memory

A memory skewed by an imagination.

Kyle used his photoshop memory when he said "The dog had eight heads and twelve arms and legs and could drive cars, I'm serious I really seen it!"