pillow cheese

An unexpected an unfortunate accident after sex Santorum

Dude you left some pillow cheese at my house!

Pillow Cheese

The filler in Mike Lindell’s “My Pillow”. It is made up of crack, sniffing glue, and Mike Lindell cum. The combination of these ingredients create this cheasy-like substance that fills up every shitty ‘My Pillow’ hence the term “Pillow Cheese”.

Do not ever eat the Pillow Cheese if your shitty ‘My Pillow’ rips open.