pinecrest

A secretly fancy and pretentious area of Miami, Florida. It became a "township" out of nothing about 5 years ago for no apparent reason. This glorious transformation was marked by the razing of the former "peasant" houses that dotted the landscape, and the construction of insane amounts of mansions. Also, they made everyone plant a bunch of trees. Pinecrest is fancier than anyplace else, simply because it is Pinecrest. People in Pinecrest are mandated to end their most pretentious sentences with the phrase "Mmm-yes" to symbolize their elitism.

1) Guy 1: Dude, why are the friggin roads in pinecrest so confusing and squiggly.
Guy 2: To keep the poor people away.

2) Guy: Yes, i'm from pinecrest. You can tell because there's a pond in my aviary.

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pinecrest

a whorehouse filled with seniors (whoremongers) that scope out freshmen pussy and sometimes gay ass.

Dude, I got a boner during Mrs. Bosstick's presentation.
Dude, you failing seniors at pinecrest need a break.

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pinecrest

rich kids think they're ghetto, home of the japs, houses look like hotels,oh most are jews, you either go to palmetto_you think your ghetto, gulliver_you live in those hotels i was talking about, ransom_ummm your rich, any place else well lets say your "special"...

kid: Mom, they just built a new hotel in Pinecrest.
mom: No, honey that's the Goldstein's new home.

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Pinecrest

Pinecrest is a snobby, fake, overly pretentious part of South Miami, populated by rude white people who stick to their "white" enclave of Miami, shop at Whole Foods and pay $8 for a gallon of milk, don't talk to their neighbors and have loud, screaming children called Snotleigh and Bratleigh.

"It's Pinecrest, not East Kendal!".

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pinecrest cove

The worst school in the world. Only good thing about it is Ms. Castello and Ms. Masellis. Don’t forget about the demerits those are honestly cancer. We are the stingays, or the Pinecrest pussies

Yo there are no hot bitces at cove
Pinecrest cove is gay

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pinecrest 900

A sexual position that changes every time you describe it. It must always include a food, a form of transportation, and a volunteer. you may also add other items to the mix. suggestions for other items include gardening equipment, office supplies, etc.

for good delivery, say it really fast.

"And now, for a demonstration of the pinecrest 900, I need a phone book, a school bus, a bag of salt and vinegar chips, a pencil sharpener, and a volunteer"

OR

"I need an avacado, 49 feet of garden hose, a bag of fertilizer, a stapler, and a volunteer"

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