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an 'innovative' term used by Bernard Black in the UK television series 'Black Books'.
Commonly assumed to mean a person of little worth.
'of this, and many other things I am an innovator, which is why i feel free to address you only as..........piss midget'
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Eastern Canada and New England term for the biting insect also known as ceratopogonidae, biting midges, or no-see-ums. This nuisance pest takes a bite of flesh and pisses in the wound causing instant itch with burning.
This screened in porch would be lovely if not for the piss midgets, the screen doesn't even slow them down.
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Noun: a small person the smells overwhelmingly of urine. They usually carry a cane and attempt to dance with random women in bars.
OMG, did you see that piss midget trying to dance with Jess? He came up behind her and was grinding on her while reaching his cane around her and moving it up and down like a rolling pin.