Midge

Fucking annoying pricks that none stop bite the living fuck out of u for no particular reason other than to be a cunt...should be extinct this message got my anger out on the pesky rapscallians

Eg-Mate fuck this shit the fuckin midges are out tonight and biting me like a fuckin nitty lookin for crack

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VERB (midging, midged)
1. to unintentionally ignore or overlook someone, especially in the context of online chats.

I donated 500 bits and the streamer totally midged me.

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1: a small fly. see myiasis

Etymology: Middle English migge, from Old English mycg; akin to Old High German mucka midge, Greek myia fly, Latin musca
Date: before 12th century

biting midge gall midge

The hair had lice playing jacks, the pupils were sewer-green, all's he needed was someone to mourn him and maybe a biting midge to keep him off his feet.

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Midge is the most beautiful and amazing person ever.

Midge is amazing

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A racial slur against people below the average height

You midge

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When one takes an explosive shit that hurts the anus. One would think that a midget or short person was hiding in the toilet with a lighter held to their ass.

After a late night call for Taco Bell, Tommy used one too many packets of fire sauce- After retiring for an hour or so in the restroom, Tommy commented to his friends, "Wow, I think i just got attacked by a midge in the bathroom!!!"

After a week of consuming a diet of habeneros and hard-boiled eggs, Shane felt overwhelmed by the constant battling of the "midge."

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A hairless pussy cat. Predominantly found in Havana, Illinois.

Mister Bigglesworth is a midge. Amy has a midge.

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