v. 1. The act of slapping someone with the momentum of your leg. Similar to pitching a baseball
Pimp: My bottom bitch is actin up again, and my bitchslaps just don't do it anymore.
Dealer: You should do pitch slaps instead, They get the job done.
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When you believe you are engaging in a legitimate conversation only to find yourself staring down a sales pitch.
My neighbor said he wanted to show me something and when I went over to his house he Pitch Slapped me.
The act of getting loaded with gargantuan amounts of work before submitting a pitch to a potential client for business. Usually characterized by 4 am work schedules, take away meals, frequent cigarette breaks, long periods of sexual abstinence, disconnect from the outside world and a general frustration towards the act of existence. Most frequently observed in professions of advertising and consulting.
Girl ( feeling frisky ) : Babe, why have you been so cold to me all week ? Is everything alright ?
Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.
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When public radio and TV announcers get particularly irritated with a lack of donations. originally coined by Click and Clack, March 2007, on NPR's CarTalk.
In the final minutes of the fund drive, the radio announcer pitch slapped the audience for a lack of donations.
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An act which checks and ultimately shames an individual that sings off-key.
"Choir practice today was horrid! The director pitch-slapped some soprano because she went flat. "
"I'm about to pitch-slap Amber. She just cannot sing like BeyoncΓ©, no matter how much she thinks she can!"
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A swift pimp slap followed up by a hard bitch slap XD
Dude... I totally pitch slapped her ass
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When you get slapped so hard by the sick beat
Omg She just pitched slapped me with her tonsils