Pizza Delivery (SLU Style)

An event that occurs bi-monthly by a drunk-as-fuck horny male. The male must have been recently watching porn and/or consuming dozens of 12 oz keystone lights. The male (who also happens to have a feces fetish) cuts a hole into the bottom of a pizza box and places his dick through it. He then walks over to the neighboring dorms and breaks into his friends room and flaps open the pizza box to expose his wang. Most often the friends will laugh and ridicule him...however he is also susceptible to getting a baseball bat pulled on him for obvious reasons. This obese individual will also commonly begin to masturbate while in the middle of his pizza delivery.

Jorge: Damn bro I'm thinking about boozin tonight!

Max: What a surprise!

Jorge: I know bro I have a problem but I'm just feel like completing 3 consecutive power hours.

Max: Rumor has it that you will be completing a pizza delivery (slu style) tonight...is that true?

Jorge: YOU KNOW WHAT! That's a fantastic idea.....im going to lube up beforehand so that when I get to the neighboring dorms I can bust a quick load!

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