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Making obviously false claim to various acts, accomplishments, or states of being in an effort to look cool on the internet.
Did you see that plathing post on Facebook? Man, that hit like 12 times on tineye.
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verb. (to plath)
The practice of being inwardly negative to the point where normal interaction becomes difficult. This particularly relates to feelings of insecurity and/or alienation. Inspired by the late poet/author Sylvia Plath.
second definition:
reading writings by Sylvia Plath.
Sorry guys; I don't feel like going. I'm totally plathing right now.
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A new trend similar to planking in which one goes around and sticks his or her head in random ovens while a friend takes a photograph of the event. This is usually done in honor of the late poet Sylvia Plath who famously committed suicide by sticking her head in an oven. Hipsters do this to be ironic.
"Pssh planking was so last summer. Plathing is way more ironic and now!"- Some stupid hipster
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Rhyming with math, a word used when there is absolutely nothing else to say.
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Plath Slut is a name given to any 14 - 17 year old who happens to stumble upon the works of poet Sylvia Plath. Upon discovering her work they become infatuated with despair, suicide, self harm and general hatred for the world and Ted Hughes are aquired. These 'select' group of highly 'misunderstood' and 'unique' individuals may also enjoy bands like the manics and have a tendancy to wear non-prescription spectacles.
I was in the bloody English Lit lecture today like, and the place was filled with fuckin' Plath Sluts.
aye?
Not half bad some of em'
Depressin' as fuck tho.
Aye.
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Used when someone has had a bad day, to describe the severity of that bad day.
To have had such a shit-ass day they you could kill yourself. Specifically by means of putting your head in a gas oven.
My boy friend has been cheating on me for the past month, I am ready to Sylvia-Plath-it.
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1. Literal: To screw a chick who has her head in an oven. (Use electric ovens for practice and gas for game-time).
2. Figurative: To screw a chick who is severely depressed.
My girlfriends been down in the dumps ever since she failed her midterm. I've still been sylvia plathin' her though.
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