platypus-vagina blumpkin

The origins of this blumpkin is debated by scholars. Dr L Funkenstein of New York's Blumpkin Institute believes it had its origins with the aboriganees of Australia. While taking a squat in the creeks of Australia and being serviced by their significant other the vaginal lips became enlarged and turned blue because of the coldness of the water. This resembled the bill of the duck billed platypus. Hence the name platypus-vagina blumpkin.

Uch tat nich far platypus-vagina blumpkin.

Translation from Aboriganee: Holy shit, look at the size of that platypus-vagina blumpkin.

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blumpkin vagina platypus

the blumpkin vagina platypus is the classic sex extravaganza. while a girl is giving you a blumpkin you have your pet platypus look on or videotape. to spice up the moment have the platypus join in and stick his platypus penis in her ass. if done correctly the platypus will have a fatal orgasim. Also works with a mecgerkin.

The blumpkin vagina platypus party became fatal as 2 platypus' wound up dead.

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Platypus Vagina

Also known as "Platypussy".

Not quite as pink as dolphin snizz, but make no mistake, that's some good platypussy(platypus vagina)!