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Dam I finna get some of that moist platypussy
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A vagina, with a loose, floppy labia that hangs down like the bill of a Duck-Billed-Platypus.
However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge.
-"How was it?"
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy."
-"Did you find the electroreceptors?"
-"I don't think it had those."
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referring to a girl with a extremely abnormally flat vagina
"Dude, that girl I banged last night had one hell of a platypussy!"
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A platypus sized vag
See epilatypussy
Wow man her's is so big!
Big enough to be a platypussy?
HELL YEAH!
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A woman whoms snatch reminds you on a platypuss
holy shit dude, did you see that platypussy?! that thing definetly belongs on national geagraphic
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When a man and a woman get together and play cleft the boychin wonder with a platypus.
"I wanna platy your pussy."
"Socks."
"There's a platypussy in your mom's uterus."
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it is the pussy of a platypus... damn those furries
you: I just fucked some platypussy.
friend: You a furry?