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Plaxico Burress

A wide receiver for the New York Giants, though I don't know how long he'll be keeping this position. He caught the winning touchdown in Super Bowl XLII against the undefeated* New England Patriots, but then the next season he shot himself in the leg and was charged with illegal possession of a firearm since apparently the gun was not licensed. His injury was not severe, but he's still in big trouble. Also, it's been discovered that he has no auto insurance.

It's too bad Plaxico Burress shot himself in the foot (pun intended). He could have had a great career.

by can't think of one December 24, 2008

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Plaxico Burress

most talented widereceiver in the NFL that has not achieved his potential.

Plaxico Burress is so good; he just need to play to his abilities.

by Rishi March 22, 2005

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Plaxico Burress

the best WR in the NFL who s o bs at foxsports cant acknowledge, to freakin own someone in football

man i freakin plaxico burressed champ bailey

by Plicious17 December 1, 2006

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Plaxico Burress Syndrome

aka, PBS.

THe exact opposite of ED, or erectile dysfunction. Instead, with PBS, you see a good looking babe and the unit discharges prematurely.

Hot damn! This babe walked by me in the bar and I couldn't hold back. I must be suffering from Plaxico Burress Syndrome.

by boggler December 8, 2008

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