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Is the pubic hair left on a toilet seat. It is stringy, black and stuck on.
There is ploon on that toilet seat
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The disctinctive purple vagina of a black female. Derived from the purple colour of a plum and the word poon.
I entered an ebony porn site looking for poon, but I only found ploon.
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a mild affectionate insult, someone who is both a plonker and a loon at the same time.
Friend 1:" do you want half towards the price of the curry we had tonight?"
Friend 2 :"NO MATE! stop being daft you ploon"
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The act of platonically spooning, or spooning with no romantic intentions, solely for friendly comfort and affection
To best friend: "I've been in a sad mood all day and I am in need of some comfort. Do you feel like plooning?"
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An object which gives the impression of being a perching bird. For example, a dog poo bag suspended on a twig.
There's a ploon hanging from that hedge.
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Someone who is usually fairly intelligent but does something moronic or out of character would be a ploon.
Ryan thought the time was 3am because the clock stopped working even though it was still sunny, what a ploon.
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Gods Plan but what you would call your sister when she’s being ✨annoying✨
Amy your being a Goods Ploons