plumstead

The mound of human feces on the head of one's penis upon pulling out after a messy anal sex accident. Resembles the end of a chili dog.

Honey, you're going to have to change the sheets. I just pulled out a plumstead.

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Plumstead

An area of Greenwich, south east London, bordered by Welling to the south, Thamesmead to the north, Woolwich to the east, and Abbey Wood to the east.

There is not much to do in the area, with the high street mostly consisting of discount shops, chicken shops, and many convenience shops.

Plumstead Common, on the other hand, seems to be becoming a mini-Shoreditch, with 5 estate agents within a 30 seconds walk of each other. Out with MG’s barber shop, and in with an osteopathic centre. However, Morley’s has just marked their presence, bringing some of the high street to the Common. The adventure playground & library are the only sources of entertainment for the younger ones in the area.

Plumstead is like Hackney before and after, with the High Street being the old, crime ridden Hackney, and the common being the bearded, hip, and indie modern Hackney.