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The noise a cat makes when it greets you. The cat doesn't open its mouth, as in a meow. It's almost like a purr/grunt sound.
You - "Hi, kitty."
Kitty - "plurp? Plllurp?"
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A plurp is a penis fart (like a quief is a vagina fart). A plurp is less common, however.
It stinks in here...WTF bro? Did you just plurp?
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An abject, almost violent-yet small-fart. Out of nowhere kind of fart.
The kind of farts that sneak up on you and "PLURP!" it happens and plurp is also the noise it makes.
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Usually referring to the word lurp
A tall lanky person, who can't quite handle him/herself during physical activities, basketball, running etc. White or pale looking and fat. Despite his/her height their gut sticks out to quite an extent and when they show you this gut you will shudder in disgust.
Adam: Omg! look at Brent he's taller than the locker and yet he looks fat. Brent your such a plurp!
Brent: I am not a plurp!
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Pleasant restless anticipation.
His last status update was "Plurp", so I guess he's just as excited for the concert tonight as I am.
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Ejaculated, cum
Plurped is a word that describes the act of ejaculating with a hint at the sound it would also make.
When you have released your seed you have plurped.
Ex: "oh man I couldnt hold it in any longer and plurped on her face"
Or: "I was so busy watching the porn on my laptop i didnt realise i had plurped on the keyboard"
Also: "Yeah girl, keep rubbing it like that and i'll plurp"