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portmanteau of poison and position
pick your poision. ;
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When a perfectly intelligent woman has sex with a totally inappropriate guy or a total jerk. His sperm has totally screwed up her mind so she cannot think straight. The only thing that can cure sperm poisioning is to stop having sex with the dude.
Alice: What the fuck does Cinderella see in that asshole.
Tinkerbell: IDK, After talking with her yesterday, I think she has sperm poisioning.
Alice: Shit, we lost her until she dumps his sorry ass.
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when you fart into your hand then closing it and releasing it into ones face
He just gave him a cup of poision
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A ugly little man or woman with a mental capacity of POND LIFE, eager to take everything, not willing to give anything, but an unbearable stench that will burn your nostrells, in short a nasty little lump of meat. AKA an OGY or Poision dwarf
That nasty Tramp on the park bench drinking sheep dip.
Smelly old woman who puts a knife in ya ball.
Poision dwarf = bad news
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